Table paper is cruel and unusual punishment.
When you ask “Siri” on the iphone what is Chemotherapy, She says “the use of chemical agents to treat or control disease (or mental illness). Last time I checked Chemo MADE me crazy
If we are 1 in 8, why does every one walk around starring……ah, they think we are contagious.
Plastic surgeons played with markers as children…oh and “t-squares” too.
Getting weighed every week is disturbing.
Hair is over rated.
No matter how hard you try, you can’t look cool in a paper cape.
Scars are the new tattoos.
The antiquated movies where people lost weight on chemo are no longer valid. Quit perpetuating the myth.
The anesthesia consent forms never seem to be written in understandable English.
I nap, therefore I am.
After treatment, part of our insurance should automatically pay for us not remembering shit, the tiny voices in our heads and anything it requires to “quiet” them.
It takes a lot of work to LOOK sick.
Boobs are gone, time to focus on other ass-ets …if I can fine them.
© Genae Girard, 2012 Genae is the creator of www.BeyondtheBoobieTrap.com online breast cancer support group and the author of the book “Off the Rack”